My mother was a hampster.<br />
My father smelt of elderberries.
Whether you are right or wrong is not the question.
I fart in your general direction.
(These are all lines from the world's funniest movie.)
Monty Python's Holy Grail
1) I'm not short- I'm "fun sized"<br />
2) I love living in New Orleans
1- I like someone.<br />
2- I'm a bookworm in progress.<br />
And I still haven't gotten your message >:O
1 i love music<br />
2 i run out of topics to talk
Truth I am honest <br />
Lie I am Sweet
so far u havn't guessed any...that's y i am not telling u
I met the President of the United States of America, and was thrown out for being persistent.
Nither is true, and both are a lie.
Either I had a boob job 3 years ago OR I have never tried drugs in my life. Take ya guess lol
Your right :-) I nearly had a BA but I chickened out lol and Ive not even had a puff of weed
I have met the Queen of England<br />
I have travelled to every continent
Other way around lol. The only continent I haven't been to us Antartica.