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tiffanyandasaltshaker tiffanyandasaltshaker 16-17, F 22 Answers Jan 21 in Dating & Relationships

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Did you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.

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That one is funny XD

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"Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away."

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I think you're suffering for a lack of vitamin me.

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That one is funny XD

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I dropped my slice of cheese on the floor, mind picking it up?

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From my dad's era: Hi chicken, wanna neck?

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Hey baby,

I would drag my balls across miles of broken glass just to hear you **** in a tin can, over the phone.

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"Oh hey, I think you dropped a nametag.



Oh, wait, that's just a sugar packet."



"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."



"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"



PersonA: Do you have any raisins?

PersonB: No..?

PersonA: Well, then how about a date?



"I lost my phone number- can I have yours?"

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Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Paris Stilton?

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Is that a magnifying glass in your pocket , Because i can see me being in your pants

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Well, as your profile states that you are 16 -17, I would hazard a guess at "tarq, can you pick me up because I don't know where I am and I've taken way too much E and ketamin" Hmmm, maybe I'm just self-reflecting,

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That'd still work on me?

"I wanna be your derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves."

"I wanna be your integral so I can be the area underneath your curves."

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Sometimes when im home alone i put leaves on my head and pretend im a carrot....100% guaranteed success rate with this pick up line

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I heard this one the other day at the gym -



Guy: So are you a personal trainer? - (Obviously not, sorry)



Girl: (Blushes looks down) no....



Guy: Maybe we can train together.....



doesn't seem so bad now that I;ve written it.....

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there's one about heaven missing an angel that i can't remember for sh*t but its just lame that people still use them. it just screams desperation

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You've got a nice pair.



Of eyes, that is.



So damn cheesy.

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Yeah, do you poop in your panties?

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