"Oh no..this isnt a bull outfit it's actually a minitaur..yea i got it from your moms closet..right after i ****** her..cya"
"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pus-<br />
sy." ~ American Pie
OMIGOSH! I could be on this question for the rest of the evening....<br />
"Sometimes it pays to have a big butt!" ~ Jack Frost<br />
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I" ~ What about Bob?<br />
"We got 106 miles to make it to Chicago; we got a tank full of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses...." ~The Blues Brothers<br />
OH MY....Bernie Mac (RIP) was REALLY funny in Pla<x>yerS CLUB!!!"buck-ket nak-ked" "Troouble, troouble, trooubles" oh, gosh and him talking about the "public hairs!" Okay, I gotta watch Pla<x>yers Club TONIGHT!!! ENJOY!!!
When someone asks you if you are a God, the answer is yes!
Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine!- Role Models<br />
Almost any line from Super Bad.<br />
I didn't know they gave rings for the Holocoust- The Hangover<br />
Richard- Who's your favorite Little Rascal? Spanky?????- Tommy Boy
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” - Airplane! <br />
”Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!” - History of the world part I<br />
“And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!” - Shrek<br />
”According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches” – Dumb and Dumber
Superman says to Lois Lane as he picks her up and flies off into the air with her: Don't worry I've got you. Lois Lane looks down at the ground and says: Who's got you?
Gimme some sugar, baby. -Bruce Campbell<br />
That quote isn't so much funny as it just badass.
Bite my shiny metal ***.- Futurama
tons of iconic stuff..........I coughed up a fur ball this morning...strange...I haven't had fur in a fortnight...<br />
the box with Peter Cook/dudly moore/ Michael caine