How about, Diary of my B*tching sessions.
For sure...Men NEVER read instructions. They are too manly to...Women do, though...Cause women are SMART! And women ask for DIRECTIONS too!
Zing! Why is your husband reading your email anyway. That's what passwords are for.
Or pictures of my uterus..
Neddy, I like you bad
Don't rename it to "Kitchen," because then you'll never check your email.
LMAO I love some of the **** Ned comes up with
I have a secrect email no one knows about