How about, Diary of my B*tching sessions.
For sure...Men NEVER read instructions. They are too manly to...Women do, though...Cause women are SMART! And women ask for DIRECTIONS too!
Zing! Why is your husband reading your email anyway. That's what passwords are for.
Or pictures of my uterus..
Neddy, I like you bad
I have a secrect email no one knows about