Get yourself a labrador. They make perfect fart scapegoats.
I was raised where ladies had to be ladies, and the guys do whatever they want. So I did when I was pregnant with our first son, and I never stopped... 12 yrs later! It's a running joke in my house. I don't do it in public though. EXCEPT for the occasional crop dusting at the store! LOL xop
I always wait for him to fart in front of me and then it is on!
I never have and never will.<br />
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hahahahaha. No, I don't' think you are the only one. I just grew up in a age where this was deemed inappropriate for a lady. Old habits. :)
Just don't push it and it takes care of itself quietly. It's a bit slower, but so what? <br />
I guess some people's bodies are different from mine. "Holding it for hours and hours" doesn't compute with me.
I let it go and then just say "excuse me" same as if it were a burp.
unlike my sister who would let it rip in front of guys in a heartbeat, this is something i've never been comfortable with and the few times it happened accidently, i was waiting for the ground to swallow me up.lol
I never even thought about it. People have to sneeze, people have to burp, and people have to fart. No big deal.
funny question. :)
I think it is very very inappropriate I am a lady and conduct myself as such at all times. I find it truly embarassing, I have known my S/O for 10 yrs and have never ever done that in front of her, but what she over hears while I am in the restroom is out of my control ( it is a Master Bath so she is right there) *Blush*
two minutes but the real question is how Uncomfortable did that make her feel
I don't think it's such a big deal.<br />
But you wouldn't want an awful smell because that might disgust him lol<br />
I still think farting infront of others is not really appropriate for both male and female..
Me and my fiancé were farting around each other the first night lol