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my mom has never farted in front of my dad and if she has to use the bathroom she go's downstairs to hide and use the bathroom....this just seems sad and unnecessary I think I dutch ovened my husband within the first month of us being together
MrsMurder MrsMurder 26-30 17 Answers Aug 27, 2010

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Get yourself a labrador. They make perfect fart scapegoats.

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I was raised where ladies had to be ladies, and the guys do whatever they want. So I did when I was pregnant with our first son, and I never stopped... 12 yrs later! It's a running joke in my house. I don't do it in public though. EXCEPT for the occasional crop dusting at the store! LOL xop

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I always wait for him to fart in front of me and then it is on!

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I never have and never will.<br />
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hahahahaha. No, I don't' think you are the only one. I just grew up in a age where this was deemed inappropriate for a lady. Old habits. :)

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well arent you the popper one,congratulations...I am apparently the only girl on earth who farts.<br /><br />
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that is so sad that someone said hey you have to suppress your body's natural functions because you are a girl.<br /><br />
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I can understand if you are in public but even in front of the person you are supposed to be the most comfortable around?

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Just don't push it and it takes care of itself quietly. It's a bit slower, but so what? <br />
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I guess some people's bodies are different from mine. "Holding it for hours and hours" doesn't compute with me.

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I let it go and then just say "excuse me" same as if it were a burp.

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same with me although I do have to say that in public I tend to just clinch my butt cheeks

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unlike my sister who would let it rip in front of guys in a heartbeat, this is something i've never been comfortable with and the few times it happened accidently, i was waiting for the ground to swallow me up.lol

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I never even thought about it. People have to sneeze, people have to burp, and people have to fart. No big deal.

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I have friends that will be with there boyfriends and hold a fart for hours and hours...and they wonder why they have stomach problems

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funny question. :)

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I think it is very very inappropriate I am a lady and conduct myself as such at all times. I find it truly embarassing, I have known my S/O for 10 yrs and have never ever done that in front of her, but what she over hears while I am in the restroom is out of my control ( it is a Master Bath so she is right there) *Blush*

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two minutes but the real question is how Uncomfortable did that make her feel

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probably not uncomfortable at all,we expect me to act that way

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I don't think it's such a big deal.<br />
But you wouldn't want an awful smell because that might disgust him lol<br />
I still think farting infront of others is not really appropriate for both male and female..

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Me and my fiancé were farting around each other the first night lol

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