"do you have a square to spare?"
We already know and it isn't interesting. We know this because you're always far more interesting in our imaginations than you are in the bedroom. Even if it was anything hot and interesting the only intelligent response would be "And what?"
"I fingered my girlfriend" and what? Are you inviting me to finger you or your gf? No. Are you in any way doing anything but attention seeking? No. So it's of no interest to me. There are other women who are going to put out for me and even listening to you would be a waste of time.
Put out or be quiet, simple as.
id love to know why we have to stand there looking like we're stalking the ladies room for 15 mins please share
you do it on purpose. there isn't really any one thing that you do. you just like to make us wait for you.
I am right aren't I? No one will admit it for fear of the lesser minded men finding out about it.
No, it's girl code.
I was going to say don't tell, but then I remember how a mans mind works.....
I`m all business in the bathroom. Pee. wash hands. Get out. There are more fun places to be.
They usually just think you're taking a long dump.
Please don't! I think it would be TMI! Some things are better left to the imagination!
We already know.