If you are a drug dealer then its not slander.
In American n Canadian courts you should be able to sue for libel n defamation of character.
She is commuting a crime by making false statements to an officer of the law.
Not if it's true. lol
probably, but i doubt you could win enough in a lawsuit to even pay your legal fees. did you sleep with her, then leave her? hell hath no fury...
hehe, is this the one with the mole farm on her back?
Wow then yep definitely slander