I can't find them anywhere.
Nope, still can't find them. Maybe you don't wear the pants in the family?
I juggle balls.
No, but if you toss them up I'll get a bat and take a swing at them
I should bunt?
I could, but I'd be tempted to throw them....
My games are football and ba<x>seball. So, unless I get to kick them or use a bat on them, I've got no use for them.
of course, I'll be the hammer guy, 'cause I got 1