Gather every picture you can find of her and create a creepy shrine.
Oh!... I get it now.
Just call her late at night and hang up. Gets 'em every time!
Finally, somebody besides myself had a sense of humor.
Give woulda, coulda and lust a chance. She might be<br />
a cute ladyboy.
Try to be her friend
Let her know you like her before someone else beats you to it.
Well you'd better approach her and tell her how you feel, I think that's how it works.
Tell me and I'll ask her
I would have only told everyone anyway :)