Employee Exploitation day!
Consumerism & greed gone wrong day!
Retail Slavery Day(having worked too many of them)
Consumer Addict's Day
You know why it was originally called Black Friday? In the days of Mom and Pop stores, the sales that day put their finances in the black, many times for the first time that year.
All-American Greed Fest
HOG Friday !
A hog is worse than a pig.......
Stay home and laugh at the idiots day.
Yes but there isn't a police presence when you're stuffing your face with turkey.
Trample your friends for a good deal day?
butt kicking shoppers day
For a while now, My official never leave the house today day.
It's called Blitz around here
Black Thursday at 8 p.m.