I want it to work the first time =)
To turn into money when in contact with urine and excrement!
* I want it to chip in on some of the bills instead of just sitting around
* I want it to be happy when I'm finally on a roll (just because it is all the time is no excuse).
* I want it to a-"ply" itself. I mean there's so much more out there than just hanging around with a bunch of a-holes.
It should be soft, but not crumble and leave lint everywhere. Kleenex cottonelle is pretty good.
an apology :D for not cleaning up this world
Its not what I want from toilet paper it is what the toilet paper gets from me...euwwwwww
Ridiculous commercial.That is not interesting enough to talk about ever.
Actually, wet ones clean better. It's probably because I have butt hair though.
I want it to replace itself on the holder because apparently no one in this house knows how to do it....
Some years back, while calling on a major account, the buyer, in passing remarked that he had just ordered that day sixty truckloads of toilet paper for his stores. I was astounded at the size of this order and remarked that
I thought it must have been a year's supply.
"No", he said, "only a month's supply".
Intrigued, I asked him, " how much was the cost per roll"? .
"23 cents a roll" he replied..
I said, " at that price what kind of toilet paper could it be?".
" John Wayne Toilet Paper! cause its rough and its tough and it don't take **** from anybody".
No holes !
The other brand. Lol I hate that commercial! Lol
One that stay together when un rolling.
I do NOT want bears telling me to enjoy the go. Those ads are just bizarre....
For it to at least buy me dinner before I give it access, you know...(whispering) back there
Does anyone use those preforated pieces? the cuts should be 1 foot each
Ah yes, vickie, whenever I talk toilet paper, and I do it often, I cant help thinking WWMWS...What Would Mr Whipple Say? and I'm sure you know the answer...PDSTC
Stop spinning around and never getting anywhere. Now go see the world. FLUSH. ;-)
i want it to get all the brown stains of my crotch - if you have done it before - you will notice quite a few brown skid marks on your toilet paper
What are you doing in there??!!
some of the brown marks are darker than the others though - some are light some are dark