I want it to work the first time =)
To turn into money when in contact with urine and excrement!
* I want it to chip in on some of the bills instead of just sitting around<br />
* I want it to be happy when I'm finally on a roll (just because it is all the time is no excuse).<br />
* I want it to a-"ply" itself. I mean there's so much more out there than just hanging around with a bunch of a-holes.
Ridiculous commercial.That is not interesting enough to talk about ever.
Actually, wet ones clean better. It's probably because I have butt hair though.
I want it to replace itself on the holder because apparently no one in this house knows how to do it....
Some years back, while calling on a major account, the buyer, in passing remarked that he had just ordered that day sixty truckloads of toilet paper for his stores. I was astounded at the size of this order and remarked that <br />
I thought it must have been a year's supply. <br />
"No", he said, "only a month's supply".<br />
Intrigued, I asked him, " how much was the cost per roll"? .<br />
"23 cents a roll" he replied.. <br />
I said, " at that price what kind of toilet paper could it be?". <br />
" John Wayne Toilet Paper! cause its rough and its tough and it don't take **** from anybody".
The other brand. Lol I hate that commercial! Lol
One that stay together when un rolling.
I do NOT want bears telling me to enjoy the go. Those ads are just bizarre....
For it to at least buy me dinner before I give it access, you know...(whispering) back there
Does anyone use those preforated pieces? the cuts should be 1 foot each
Ah yes, vickie, whenever I talk toilet paper, and I do it often, I cant help thinking WWMWS...What Would Mr Whipple Say? and I'm sure you know the answer...PDSTC<br />
Stop spinning around and never getting anywhere. Now go see the world. FLUSH. ;-)
i want it to get all the brown stains of my crotch - if you have done it before - you will notice quite a few brown skid marks on your toilet paper
What are you doing in there??!!
some of the brown marks are darker than the others though - some are light some are dark
Cheap price luxury feel maybe a hint of lavender to help me relax & some jokes would help pass the time when I need time to pass & if its not to much to ask recycled paper, how did I do ?
a clean bum after wiping
Some one else to wipe my arse for me