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vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 38 Answers Jan 7, 2013 in Community

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I want it to work the first time =)

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To turn into money when in contact with urine and excrement!

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* I want it to chip in on some of the bills instead of just sitting around<br />
* I want it to be happy when I'm finally on a roll (just because it is all the time is no excuse).<br />
* I want it to a-"ply" itself. I mean there's so much more out there than just hanging around with a bunch of a-holes.

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It should be soft, but not crumble and leave lint everywhere. Kleenex cottonelle is pretty good.

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an apology :D for not cleaning up this world

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Its not what I want from toilet paper it is what the toilet paper gets from me...euwwwwww

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lol

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quality

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Ridiculous commercial.That is not interesting enough to talk about ever.

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Actually, wet ones clean better. It's probably because I have butt hair though.

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I want it to replace itself on the holder because apparently no one in this house knows how to do it....

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Some years back, while calling on a major account, the buyer, in passing remarked that he had just ordered that day sixty truckloads of toilet paper for his stores. I was astounded at the size of this order and remarked that <br />
I thought it must have been a year's supply. <br />
"No", he said, "only a month's supply".<br />
Intrigued, I asked him, " how much was the cost per roll"? .<br />
"23 cents a roll" he replied.. <br />
I said, " at that price what kind of toilet paper could it be?". <br />
" John Wayne Toilet Paper! cause its rough and its tough and it don't take **** from anybody".

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No holes !

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The other brand. Lol I hate that commercial! Lol

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lol.. me too

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One that stay together when un rolling.

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I do NOT want bears telling me to enjoy the go. Those ads are just bizarre....

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For it to at least buy me dinner before I give it access, you know...(whispering) back there

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Does anyone use those preforated pieces? the cuts should be 1 foot each

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lol

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Ah yes, vickie, whenever I talk toilet paper, and I do it often, I cant help thinking WWMWS...What Would Mr Whipple Say? and I'm sure you know the answer...PDSTC<br />
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHhzyh9kCg

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lol

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Stop spinning around and never getting anywhere. Now go see the world. FLUSH. ;-)

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lol

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i want it to get all the brown stains of my crotch - if you have done it before - you will notice quite a few brown skid marks on your toilet paper

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What are you doing in there??!!

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lmao

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some of the brown marks are darker than the others though - some are light some are dark

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