No, officer. Just a little weed ;-)

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Do you have a prescription

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Of course I do! Who in SoCal doesn't? lol

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Naw mang I bez clean and sheet, non a dat in mah cah mang.

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Yes would u like some😂😂😂

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No but thanks for the offer and step out of the car.

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OKIDOCKY!!!

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Hands behind your back

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Ok, officer! I do! *cries* Mike Tyson is in the trunk!

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I need backup now!!!!

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Yep, I have an AK-47 in the trunk and a pound of marijuana and some coke up my nose

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Ok step out of the car

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Do you have a permit for the ak?

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Yep.. I got it as a trophy for the 3 longest sniper kill but it's all rusted and doesn't work, I have a permit for the drugs though

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What are your plans with the ak in the trunk?

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It's back there to intimidate oncoming threats

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Ok

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That's it?

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You're free to go, stay outta trouble

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Alright I'll try not to speed off

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No 0-60s

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I'll hit 6 revolutions in one go

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Can't say that I do officer 👍

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its a Spaceship Dummy ! , fly's away !

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got a warrant?

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What for?

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for searching the car

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I'll get one I smell weed in the car do you have a prescription

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Id say.... get one... Ill wait.

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Got the warrant step out of the car sir

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hardly.... Id have to read the warrant first. I know my rights. No warrant is coming streetside to a vehicle under the suspicion of marijuana based on scent.

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Here's the warrant and The k9 will smell the car, will it find anything illegal?

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absolutely not! But I love the fact that the police would resume to bringing out the 50k trained police dog to do a search. BTW.... that ***** better not tear my seats... I do have a lawyer

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Don't worry she's a professional as long as you don't have drugs in the seats, she'll go easy on the seats

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