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Lil' miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey, along came a spider, sat down beside her and?

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and told her he was gay.
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:16PM
bit her. She got a raging infection, had to go to the hospital, and was left with a huge bill cause she had no insurance.
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:36PM
she killed that fat a** spider with her foot! didn't you see it!? F*cker was huge!
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:09PM
took her down the road to eternity...James Dean, James Dean...just too cool for school.
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:36PM
And she took out her gun and blew his A$$ away....




I hate spiders!
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:07PM
said..."hey... you got a beer?"
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:07PM
...unfortunately didn't account for miss muffet being both an arachnophobic AND a black belt in Judo.
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:15PM
decided that all those bun buns made her wider
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:18PM
gave her his best pick up line, at the same time his girlfriend heard it and boot the muffet and spider tortured him to death? Couldn't come up with anything, sorry.
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Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 10:33PM
and bit her to death
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Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 1:57AM
...died.
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Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 2:28AM
said, "Hey *****, what's in the bowl?"
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Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 2:54AM
...looked up her dress.
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Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 3:05AM
She ran...to the police. Look up what "rock spider" is slang for, even though a tuffet is grass, usually.
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