*snort*!!!!!! What a way to go!
a pair of sunglasses, handy for yelling "yeeeeeeeeeeeeah" after making a pun after killing a zombie.
A pink, floppy sun hat.
A television... A huge, big, fat television. That would make a great weapon but, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO F*CKING CARRY IT?
a pillow! :0 maybe i could make them zombies suffocate, wait, they dont breathe.....
The thirty pound pelican case I carry my laptop in and a toque my daughter made me, I can look badass and kick some zombie butt at the same time :)
I don't need to cut the table.
I big fluffy pillow. I am doomed.
A ps3 controller.
A rude and arrogant grey cat.
Tote bag that has "thumb wrestler" printed in fancy red cursive letters. Lol.
My M14 A1A....308 cal FMJ.....
A closet door with a bunch of mardi gras beads hanging on the handle...I can work with it. -nods-