Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me, you were speeding too. Will you try it too?
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10 Answers to "Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me, you were speeding too. Will you try it too?"
Posted by vickieprince Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:36AM
I'm sorry officer, I always give to the officers ball..He says officers don't have balls..."Shakes head closes book and walks off"
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Posted by TarzanNeedsJane Mar 16th, 2013 at 7:07PM
sorry officer my wife ran off with a police officer and I though you were trying to return her
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Posted by rudyboo Mar 11th, 2013 at 9:27AM
I did once get away with (scared look and tears) "I was only speeding because i felt intimidated because i thought i was being followed...I couldn't see you were a police car (it was dark). You scared me being so close I was driving to the police station to report you." The officer apologised profusely and said if that had been what was happening I did the right thing!!!
And I did the female crying thing once when I got stopped for jumping a red light. Told the officer I'd never been stopped before and i wouldnt do a thing like that. He said he'd never made anyone cry before and let me go!!
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Reply by Jamboreeguy Mar 11th, 2013 at 9:33AM
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Reply by rudyboo Mar 11th, 2013 at 10:18AM
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Posted by cancer04 Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:51AM
No I turned on to a side street and stopped so quick he passed me. Had to turn around and come back. I didn't get a ticket. Laughed all the way home.
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Posted by risenphoenix Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:45AM
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present now and during any future questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you free of charge if you wish. Do you understand each of these rights as they have been explained to you?
Your signature on this citation is not a plea of guilt. It is a promise to appear within the next ten days in front of the magistrate noted on the citation. If you refuse to sign, it will be an instanter trip to jail.
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Posted by BennDover Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:42AM
Hah! I saw on the reality TV show Cops, the girl told the cop she didn't think police officers gave tickets to pretty girls, the cop said "We don't ...sign here please"
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Posted by Crystalfelix Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:32AM
LOL, love your profilepic
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Posted by Davidkernachan Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:29AM
dude thats awsome
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Posted by deltadon Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:27AM
this calls for a citizen arrest!
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Posted by caithness Mar 11th, 2013 at 8:26AM
Lmao..I will remember that next time I am targeted in the speed traps...
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