Are you getting into your wife's comestics when you're wasted again?
I think drinking makes the opposite more attractive..
Mr. NedKelly, may I offer you a drink?
oh no I get tipsy on one drink.. lol
Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time?
Well if she is already Butt ugly,then makeup might help. If not it's not necessary. Alcohol does make a woman who is not attractive seem more appealing, If I'm drinking it. If she is drinking,there is nothing uglier, than a Drunk Broad.