For every biological child that you have, you have to adopt one.
cruelty to animals is punishable by immediate death
Every d0uchebag (eg. bullies, arrogant people, bigots) must serve one year in jail for every d0uchey thing they say or do.
That everyone come up with at least one thing they're grateful for every day
Ban all mention of nerd's thighs.
Aye, same, but they damn well **** me off because...well...wtf? I've never heard it before and there's no basis to it. It just makes no sodding sense, drives me up the bleedin wall