A woman calls a repairman to fix her dishwasher. The repairman tells her he'll be there between the hours of 9 and 2. She tells him that she can't sit around all day waiting for him and tells him that she will leave the door unlocked for him. She then explains that she has a parrot and a doberman pincher, named fido, who looks mean, but is actually very friendly. She ends by stressing-just don't talk to the bird. The repairman arrives while she is out and begins to do the repair. The parrot begins to mock the man by calling him, "fat ***", "stupid jerk", "hairy butt" and "moron". The repairman gets frustrated and says, "shut up, bird". With that the parrot says, "sick em, fido".
a blind man walks into a bar, get it? let it marinate. 'walks into'
A lil girl goes with her dad to the barbers she stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets his hair cut....
The barber say's "your going to get hair on your muffin"
The lil girl say's "I know and I'm going to get boobs to creep"
No you can I'm off soon...
and so we are having a chat about railways, how they run, what is expected.
i ask now what the current fares must be.
my officemate says: think outside the boxcar.
very very funny:D
you would laugh if you heard me sing larryboy's oh where is my hairbrush song...lol....especially if you seen how crazy my hair looks right now and i cant find my hairbrush....hehehe
I can clap my feet
Sure. What shall we call it?
I cleaned my computer with butane and killed it.
Now you tell me.
Once there was a woman from Norway, who hung by her heels from the doorway. She called her young man, said, "get off the divan". 'cause I think that I've found yet one..... You answer this one!