Hey, we have the same job/hobby :)~
Trying to be kind to people.
opening my big mouth at the most inappropriate times and nervously spewing things best kept to myself
You knew that already!!!
falling into swimming pools
Facing large groups of community mobbers and telling them the truth of their existence :)
I'm pretty damn proficient at being awkwardly uncomfortable * puts hands in pockets and looks at floor*
Making things equally uncomfortable to people whose making things awkwardly uncomfortable is their specialty.
I dunno what your talking about.
Staring in silence.
I fix things and make other people dislike me.
farting the national anthum