Man calls 999 and says "I think my w!fe is dead."
9 Answers to "Man calls 999 and says "I think my w!fe is dead.""
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Hahahahahahaha
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BA DOMP BA!
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My mother uses my father as a clothes rack..sleeps all the time..
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No need to call the medics. Just keep a heating pad handy for her thighs and learn how to do housework. That man would be god. Dead wives don't *****.
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Lol... Jess can I ask you a question? If your boyfriend wanted you to lay "real still" for him would you think it was creepy? Meow.
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Hmmm well no. I would try to stay still but that isn't happening. I'm a mover. I twitch and arch my back and it don correctly bald bends and crawling up the wall are some of the effects that cause me to not be still.
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Now thats a dumb a$$.....just like a man....he didnt notice the smell..!!!!!
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Nope! Even after 20 seconds I can't get it..!
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"I don't like necrophilia, it's dead boring.
Unlike ******, which is only relatively boring."Like (1)
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Your wife irons?
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by TrackyDaks Nov 26th, 2012 at 6:16AM
HAHAHA Oh no!!
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