lol. I can tell you that if anybody other than me rubs my wife's tummy, she will kick their butt or balls. I get what you are saying and wouldn't mind a pat on the back but if anybody reaches for my stuff and it isn't my wife, she will hurt them.
You got that right.
Rubbing someone's genitals is sexual, rubbing a stomach to feel a baby is not.
Yeah, what's wrong with the men? (evil grin)
I HAVE 3 KIDS, IF YOU WANNA PLAY CATCH UP....
I have heard this and i can't remember the comedian that said it.