If you want a good laugh Google misheard song lyrics. There are web sites of nothing but what people thought they heard. Very funny.
No, I'll eat oats...but then, I'm not a kid anymore.
"Oh little playmate... come out and play with me, and join my dollies three, under the apple tree!" (Not perfectly sure if I got that right, but the same era song.)
That song reminds me of The Cell.
Your handle is spot on!