Then you donk her head with a club.
And bury her with a spade? oO
This is hilarious btw
glad I don't play cards.
Then suddenly when tested you find the diamond is a cubic zirconia lol and the two hearts are broken
I swear, if I asked a guy for a diamond and he gave me a pack of cards I don't want to even incriminate myself by writing exactly where I'd shove that pack of cards ;p
But at the end your wishing for a club and a spade!