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Massage therapy is such fun. I have basically been rubbing bums all day. Who wants my job ?

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    chellybelly - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by chellybelly Feb 23rd, 2012 at 11:05AM

    better than wiping them lets swap

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  1. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 24th, 2012 at 12:11AM

    Eeee ! No thanks :o) My hat is off to you, though.

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8 Answers to "Massage therapy is such fun. I have basically been rubbing bums all day. Who wants my job ?"

  1. thehummingowl - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by thehummingowl Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:20AM

    why? it's such a "bad ***" job! LMAO!

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  2. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:25AM

    LMAO !!!

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  3. blink8blink - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by blink8blink Feb 23rd, 2012 at 8:08AM

    if i were married it would be a pleasure to massage her for free. lol iggy, i havnt had a massage in decades. no i couldnt do it for a living.

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  4. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 23rd, 2012 at 8:10AM

    You're a sweetie, blinky :o)

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  5. blink8blink - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by blink8blink Feb 23rd, 2012 at 8:19AM

    thunx iggy

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  6. flowerchild555 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by flowerchild555 Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:35AM

    Wait till you start to massage the bums of the obese & elderly. Loads of fun!

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  7. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:42AM

    I've been doing this for years. Elderly bums are easy as you don't have to rub too hard. Obese bums are fine, they just take a little longer. Hairy bums take more oil. Child bums need a towel on top and mum or dad distracting them so they don't get ticklish. Fit bums hurt your fingers after a while and the bums on top of inequal length legs are the most interesting to treat. Bums of all varieties today :o)

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  8. flowerchild555 - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by flowerchild555 Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:55PM

    Haha! Thank you for enlightening me. I'm sure you are a wonderful masseuse.

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  9. Gemzaayy - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Gemzaayy Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:29AM

    I would offer but I so hate it when I feel an arse :-P

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  10. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:35AM

    Lol ! Bet you don't like to feel a right *** either :o)

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  11. Gemzaayy - 26-30 years old - female

    Reply by Gemzaayy Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:40AM

    LOL

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  12. rujon - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by rujon Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:27AM

    i could dig that job, anything that would let me work with my hands and help people feel good... while making bank??? yes :D

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  13. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:36AM

    It's pretty good. Nice to see people walking out happy :o)

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  14. Hermey - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Hermey Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:22AM

    Sure, I'd give it a shot... but do I get to pick my clients?

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  15. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:27AM

    You have to look after them all. They are my little ducklings and need looking after. :o)

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  16. Hermey - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by Hermey Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:28AM

    well ok, I can handle massaging ducks. I imagine massaging people would make me really tired. It seems like a physically exhausting job.

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  17. badbinary - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by badbinary Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:21AM

    ummmmm hi iggy? lol

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  18. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by iguanachips Feb 23rd, 2012 at 7:27AM

    b-b-b-b-b-bb-addie ! is that you ? Ummm....hi ?! :oD

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