"Yeah, nah, your losing weight for sure"

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You're not that fat.

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phhhtt tried funny and found out i'm unoriginal...lol

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that i wouldnt shag her sister

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i love you

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I said "no" when my gf asked if I was having sex with anyone else.

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Its not YOU.. Its ME!

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No, no, no, you've got a lovely little bum, and there's no cellulite whatsoever. Sorry about breaking the bedroom mirror btw, I was trying to swat a wasp and slipped and as the wasp was escaping I wondered how I was gonna make sure it wasn't gonna return, so I frantically looked for something to throw at it and the only thing I could see were your bathroom scales and so I picked them up and CHUCKED THEM OUT OF THE F***ING WINDOW. <br />
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In my dreams.

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You are creative.

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That she's ugly.

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It's not that I didn't want to bang you, You were drunk and I want to make sure you remember me in the morning so you have an honest reason for wanting to chew your arm off

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I have just started to act really aloof and after 10-15 minutes they just give up.

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That God made her farts stink just so deaf folk could enjoy em too?

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I'll call you.

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I love you

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