Ah, no, thanks...unless you're cool with getting hit back... ;)
wait, um, just wait a minute...
If it make you feel better - go right ahead. I can take it! I guess that's what you'd call a ***** slap!
go ahead - i never do anything right anyways :)
Yeah, that wouldn't work out very well. I don't hit women but I would happily carry you and throw you in the pool if you were trying to slap me.:-)
Have at it. But you need to keep up, I'm busy.
I'm up for boxing if the slapping is negotiable ? Could do with relieving some anger