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"A little boy was doing his maths homework. <br />
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine..." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." " And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered: "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.""...<br />
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"Geography of women <br />
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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!<br />
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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to speak, especially for someone of real value.<br />
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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.<br />
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Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.<br />
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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.<br />
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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.<br />
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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.<br />
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After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.<br />
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN<br />
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Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,<br />
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ruled by nuts."<br />
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HAHAHAHA. OMG! I looove that "the sum of which"! LOLOLOL

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Thank YOU.. :-))
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Bravo!

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Thank YOU.. :-))

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You had me worried

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hahahaha. :P

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awesome!

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