Because you eat nothing but PopTarts and Pepsi, and never get off the computer. Go play outside, for goodness' sake.

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Cause your not skinny you wretched little twerp! Shut up and let mommy eat!

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To much gear oil and sulphuric acid.You wouldnt listen and consume your WD40 like a good little robatoid !

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because there's spam in your respirator lines. lard to the lungs, baby!

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coz you eat a lot of junk

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Because I still cook most of your food in lard. I even fry your bacon in it.

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because your fathers fat.... just kidding its just your age come on ill walk with you and maybe teach you how to do tiachi and its not a bad idea for me aswell

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