...food..hit me...-cough-...wrong...-slurp-...bad sushi...-heave in toilet-...anchored to the...-hack-...john...!!
The VET said I have caught Ringworm from the dog.
The cat bit me and I need to have a series of rabies shots...do you know the number to the infectious diseases dept at the hospital?
The tv just told me I'd be crazy not to buy it, so I had to let myself be taken into a psychiatric facility.
You farted and now you have a prolapsed rectum
i have to go dig up my great great grandaddy and find out if he is still there
I called into a job I hated once and told them I was unable to attend work over the next few days because I had sat on a stapler and had to have surgery to have them removed. I didn't end up going back. It was a very painful surgery.
Haha there is no way they believed me. She knew I was lying. If I would have gone back I would have been fired.
i have been in a terrible accident and am temporarily paralyzed from the toes down.
My raccoon has hepatitis.
Keep it simple. I used to call when I first got up and my throat hadn't woke up yet. While you're telling 'em how well you don't feel, stop, pour water into a glass from a pitcher. I did this once when I was sick and discovered it sounds (over the phone) like you're vomiting.. lol - thank goodness I don't have to come up with anymore "I'm sick of coming to work" excuses any more!