I bet you've sucked half of the country off
"looks can be deceptive"...!!
I suppose a shag is out of the question?
nice nipples sexy
You might think your beautiful but once you have had kids you'll just be another track suit wearing slob (heard it said to stunner in a club one night lol)
How 'bout a blow job?
"I'm picturing you naked. That's what I'm supposed to do when I'm nervous, right? Just picture the other people without clothes?"
I should look through my whiteboard and make you a list...