Most offensive or tasteless joke you've ever heard?

Inspired by MJ jokes, I want to know if there's a line that can't be crossed when it comes to bad taste or decency. How about it? Let it rip. No subject, group, race, nationality, etc. is taboo. Oh, and no "Flagging Inappropriate".
Great answers so far, but you gotta step it up a notch! Don't hold back.
@ Arorin - Good point, but I didn't say the joke had to be funny. For example:
- Q: Why do doctors spank babies when they are born?
A: To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.
- Q: How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
A: When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.
- Q: Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.
- It's occurred to me in the last few days, after listening to and seeing all of the Keebler commercials, just why there's never any female elves pictured. Then it came to me: They're all fudge-packers.

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They said that pigs would fly when we got a black president. Obama became president and swine flu.

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jrabbit1321	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 4:40AM Only hours after MJ's death I received this joke. When Farrah Fawsett arrived at heaven and God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Micheal Jackson. Rated: +4Vote for this!
urbrandofheroin	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 4:40AM Okay I have heard soo many of those, none of these did I make up, read the question before you attack me: I received a text message one day after the election, it said: "All white people report to the cotton fields for duty at 7 AM- Obama" When MJ died my younger brother started singing to the tune of Rock With You, "I want a c*ck or two, allllll night!" "What is the most confusing holiday in the hood??" Punchline: "Father's day". Rated: +4Vote for this!
OldGroupiesNeverD ie	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 1:47AM If you don't have a cast-iron constitution, you probably won't want to read this one: There was a case here in New Zealand recently where a woman came forward with allegations that a group of 12 Australian Rugby League players (from the Team, the Cronulla Sharks) had gang-raped her in a motel room a few years ago. The only one she could identify was the one who had taken her up to the room - a player named Matty Johns, who is now a TV host. A friend of mine saw the story and quipped: Why shouldn't you scream and thrash around when having sex with Matty Johns?... Because it just attracts more sharks. Sorry. Sorry... A thousand apologies! (but you DID ask for the worst)... Rated: +2Vote for this!
Joyce777	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 1:32AM I find any jokes about Michael Jackson Offensive and tasteless. The usually come from jealous, racist trash. Rated: +1Vote for this!
whowasthatmaskedm an	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 1:02AM I'll include an up front apology for this one. It offends just about everyone. Q: Why did God make women 10% smarter than cows? A: So they wouldn't sh#t all over the floor every time you touch their t*ts. (You did ask for offensive.) Rated: +1Vote for this!
hungrybuddha	Posted Jul 8th, 2009 at 11:19PM worst ever? what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? punchline (pun not intended) done told you twice. was in an abusive relationship. so, not all that tasteful of a joke... Rated: +1Vote for this!
Arorin	Posted Jul 8th, 2009 at 11:25PM You should ask for the worst but are still funny at least. Hard to call something a joke if it is boring... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAhml33G6hU Rated: +1Vote for this!
blefevre95	Posted Jul 8th, 2009 at 11:28PM When Farah Facet died St. Peter met her a the gate to go 2 heaven and asked if there is any thing she wants 2 send back 2 earth and she replied to make sure all the children in the world are safe and Peter replied Mame that request has already been granted and she said just when I died a few minutes there were lots of bad people and now 5 min later they are all dead? and Peter replied Mame, Michael Jackson is dead. ell i hoe u get a good laugh out of this one ttyl Rated: +1Vote for this!
tallboy61	Posted Jul 8th, 2009 at 11:49PM Two Flies sitting on a dog turd , one f a r t s and the other one says "do you mind , thats disgusting , im trying to eat my dinner here !" Rated: +1Vote for this!
ShadowofDoubt	Posted Jul 8th, 2009 at 11:52PM Please do not throw any daggers at me, this is not of my own work. I heard this during the election. "if Obama wins, would the white house still be called the white house?" Rated: +1Vote for this!
RickLawrence	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 12:08AM I did not invent this joke! How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody **** on her teddy bear. Rated: +1Vote for this!
godsmack666	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 12:32AM Person A: What does a baby in a microwave look like? disgusted Person B: Umm, I don't know Person A: I don't know either, I was too busy ************ No, I did not come up with that, but pretty f'd up, no? Rated: +1Vote for this!
ParanineXY	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 1:06AM What't the difference between a negro and a pizza? Pizza can feed a family of four. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven I didn't make that up, blame my drunk racist cousin. Rated: +1Vote for this!
GoldenArrow	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 1:44AM Oooh I love these. What's the best thing about ******* twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them. :o) Rated: +1Vote for this!
EndlessMeghan	Posted Jul 9th, 2009 at 4:45AM My friend texted this to me when Michael Jackson died. I'm not jealous or racist, either. "Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, his remains will be melted down into lego blocks so kids can play with him this time around." -Endless Rated: +1Vote for this!

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