Better idea: dip the broccoli in Pepto...eat it, throw up on an empty pizza box...Collage!!!, No need to thank me
Wouldn't red spray paint be more effective and visually appealing?
Oh well we ( best Queen's English voice here ) have Mothering Sunday. ba<x>sed on a pagan tradition of course, Christians in celebration of the Virgin Mary and we come first, 4th Sunday in Lent. So please regale your Dear Mama with an offering of your choice :) Me I tell dem kids no f@cking fighting and draw me an f'ing card, regards Dear Church Lady.
I love this. You are a very clever lady. Maybe a nice head of Bibb Lettuce (dipped in the same pepto bismol) as a center piece.
7/10 nice visual
heeheehee I love it
Sounds like a puke fest. Just what I am looking for on mother's day.
you do realize my mom used to play ba<x>seball, eh?......side of broccoli upside the head