Write and tell him you have found another guy<br />
That would be real dirty
LMAOOO thas funny!! ^5
Start your letter before the action (sex) when you're waiting for him to be released and you're thinking about what you actually think about doing. Just type or write it down as you think of it (don't worry, it'll work) But hold off on the actual sex as long as you can. It's the anticipation that's sexy - not the sex. Don't get all seized up about it, just write what you think. It doesn't have to be a literary masterpiece. If you write as you talk and think he will hear your voice every time he reads it and, believe me, that's a lot sexier than desc<x>riptions of sex<br />
I wanted to write my boyfriend a good freaky letter while he's n jail. I've wrote him Lil freaky stuff but never got real deep into it. I think he would like a good freaky tale. But I'm kind of shy when it comes to sex. I can show him better than I can tell him.
"Because you've been such a BadBoy Im gonna spank you...then...I will....kiss you better".
Words of affection with a picture on the red hot edge of being revealing would give him something to think about.
I write from my imagination. I hold nothing back. Put on some sexy music and I tell him from a-z what I am going to do to him everything!
you could start off with something like this I want to push you up against the wall and start taking off you shirt kissing your neck and feeling your warm body against my naked skin. I would drop to my knees and unbutton your pants sliding them to the ground. And sucking you, feeling you get hard in my mouth! Push you on to the bad and tie you up. Standing over you I would give you a sex dance letting you see me play with my self drop down on top of you..... then go from there.
That is so spot on it doesn't make them bad, everyone makes mistakes it's called being human! I sent my other half a letter ha! He phoned me he was over the moon he had an endless amount of pleasure over that letter now were on to part 2! Lol it made his year! Xxx
Hey my man is in jail as well & on his way to prison. I am havin the same problem as you...what to write that sounds as good as actually doing it! I am so far from shy in the bedroom its almost ridiculous but I've been sittin here stumped as to what to write. But you really hit the nail on the head!!! Just bc he's in jail (or prison) doesnt mean they are BAD GUYS bc that is so far from the truth with my man! He is the sweetest most respectful loving man I have ever met!! & drop dead sexy as hell! So I would love to be able to give him a dirty letter he'll never forget!!!
I also have a boyfriend in jail. But I'm on probation too so I suppose it works.
Sweetie... firstly, WHY would you consider being with a boy/man who is in jail??? No good can come from this. <br />
Move on, and find something better for yourself.
Excuse me but just because someones man is in jail dont mean its wrong!!! People make mistakes in life and if someone is waiting for there man in jail then that is love... Not everyones lifes as hunky dory and great like yours!!!! I think your comment is out of order, everyone has a different story behind why there man is in jail...
just make a copy of an adult story and post it. hmm...maybe quickly change all the names into your and his names with correction fluid. xD
Thats what all girls say and then wam bam its you ex man. lol ju kidding...send um..and if he is willing to blackmail you with them later it means they were very good letter...just tell your new guy...read them and change the name lol.
Why don't you show us some of what you've written and we can try to help you make them better!<br />
I promise i will maintain a professional bias on the situation... sorry couldn't say it with a straight face!!!
(The Kristen Archives)<br />
1000s of erotic stories by different authors, collected over many years. There is bound to be something in there suitable.<br />
Don't send him pictures of yourself, nor your own fantasies written down.<br />
Otherwise I expect at some stage to see another question from you: "I am getting married an ex is threatening to make some private letters and photos public. What should I do?"<br />
I can answer that future question right now: Don't send them.
I need help too. My boyfriend will probably be going back to prison for 16-18 months. He wrote me and told me he gets hard each night thinking about me, and I want to write him some dirty stuff, but I'm not sure about the mail rules for the prison he will be at. If it's too dirty will they send it back?
I need help myself