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Run to the store.
Go to the store and buy some
Hmmmmm. You are in trouuuuble!
Get off EP & get those treats....NOW!
I'd say start feeding that sucker some lunch meat. No salami though. As long as there's no garlic in it he can eat it. I've given my cat ham and turkey of various types.
Toliet/shampoo/flush... clean, they hide for a week and live on mice.