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My classy side is off today, so I'm asking this one, what would you do...?

You're in an elevator full of people and let a stinky silent one out involuntarily, you ...

1- Bravely denounce yourself by saying 'oh, excuse me' and pray the world will end at that minute

2- Pretend nothing is happening and keep looking at a point in the infinite. Or pretend to be busy looking for something in your purse.

3- Scratch your nose and look around pretending to be looking the source of the smell.

4- Crack a joke about 'who did it?' so nobody will think you are the culprit.

5- Pick the poor person closer to you and look at him with the most accusatory way you can fake.

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misteramerica	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 9:19PM I'd look at the nearest person and ask, "Was it good for you, too?" Rated: +8Vote for this!
Neuromancer	Posted Aug 13th, 2009 at 6:59PM You yell out as loud as you can "WHO THE HELLLLL FARTED" then you place your thumb in the middle of your forhead and yell out "CORRRKKKK IT!!!!!" Rated: +3Vote for this!
crosseyedlemon	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 5:12PM The situation you described is actually a pretty good opportunity to demonstrate whether you have class or not. No harm in saying something like "Oops, sorry folks....guess I should have passed on the canned broccoli". Humor is always a good way of diffusing a tense situation. Rated: +3Vote for this!
snowlady	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 4:43PM If you have ANY maturity in you, you would KNOW this answer already! Anyone w/ an ounce of maturity and class at all, would simply say "Excuse me, and lweave it at that! We all do this at times and it is only natural. It may not be something we are proud of, but are we adults here or children? Rated: +2Vote for this!
SomeguyinUT	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 8:25PM I'd probably laugh. Rated: +2Vote for this!
MrsIcb4rP	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 4:06PM #2 no doubt because with #3 we all know whoever smelt it dealt it. i gotta act like i did nothing. Rated: +2Vote for this!
BlasphemousAngel	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 9:20PM Number 2, unless I was in a mood, then number 5 Rated: +2Vote for this!
trails	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 9:19PM I would look in my purse,and stuff klenx in my mounth because I would be laughing so loud,and maybe even wet my pants! Rated: +2Vote for this!
axeman66	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 4:41PM this is horrible, but i have to go with number five. Rated: +1Vote for this!
DaneMom	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 3:27PM LOL Probably #3... Rated: +1Vote for this!
whtevr	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 3:29PM I think I'd go with #2 but I'm sure the embarrassment would be all over my face as well as lingering in the air!! Rated: +1Vote for this!
mizzen123	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 3:31PM 3 for me too Mizzen123 Rated: +1Vote for this!
maddieaz	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 3:31PM I would definately do #3 and try to avoid all blame. Rated: +1Vote for this!
geenpunchbuggie	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 8:03PM i would say, "eww!!! wtf is that??" Rated: +1Vote for this!
strawberry1969	Posted May 14th, 2009 at 10:36PM If I could keep a straight face #2 of course our dear children would most likely have to say something pointing out what you had done----Ya know "Mommy did you fart?" Rated: +1Vote for this!
maryomaga3	Posted May 15th, 2009 at 4:37AM I would have to say I would confess,,,and say excuss me,,,it happens,,,people have gas,,,and if people get hateful,,,I will too,,,I mean I couldn't help it,,,and they are all acting like I just did the worst thing ever,,,I mean come on,,,how many people do you know that their farts don't stink,,,so hold your nose,,,and get out as soon as you can,,,lol,,, Rated: +1Vote for this!

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