You just made this up. You are one sick puppy..........
It's a dude, what do you expect?!
Don't use as much mescaline next time.
Dwww, dad I'd disgusting. Throw his *** out!!!
wwhhhaaaaatttt??? thats f-d up. should you be questioning this?
Just pull down ur pants and show him the pair u are wearing...make it easier on both of you...
Just kidding, if u aren't joking with this question...then that is disgusting...u shouldn't need to ask what u should do...just DON'T do it.
You're sick Gurl....absolutely sick....now pull your pants back up......I don't want to have to put on my sunglasses :P hehehe
You ask him to try it on
push him out the door and lock it
Okay if this is real he's probably just saying that cause he is antagonizing you cause he disagrees with your life choices