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My Donkey won't let me have the remote control to the TV how can i persuade him to give it back?

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    mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by mariusthered Oct 1st, 2012 at 3:45AM

    snap his carrot

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7 Answers to "My Donkey won't let me have the remote control to the TV how can i persuade him to give it back?"

  1. SilentBluemoon - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by SilentBluemoon Oct 1st, 2012 at 4:04AM

    Trip the light fantastic and when he's blinded by your awesome dancing, slap the remote out of his mouth.

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  2. chaspad - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by chaspad Oct 1st, 2012 at 3:50AM

    Tell him to go out for a run as you're sick of people laughing at your fat a$s..

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  3. Gemzaayy - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Gemzaayy Oct 1st, 2012 at 3:49AM

    You have to kick your ***** *** LOL

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  4. toxic13 - 56-60 years old

    Posted by toxic13 Oct 1st, 2012 at 3:49AM

    just kick it 's rear

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  5. bullseye111 - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by bullseye111 Oct 1st, 2012 at 3:47AM

    Go in front.You may need to bend a fair bit but that's where it is.From the back is inviting trouble.

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  6. SoftCoreBoy - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by SoftCoreBoy Oct 1st, 2012 at 3:45AM

    Orange juice.

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