"OI, TAKE A SHOWER YA FAT ****, I FEEL LIKE IM DROWNING IN A RIVER O' WHALE DICKS EVERY TIME I INHALE!'<br />
After saying this down a bottle of whiskey and yell something along the lines of "FREEDOOOM!" or 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!" she will be far too confused to get mad at you and probably actually take a shower.

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Damn your kid stinks!<br />
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(I am not really good at giving advice. AM I?)

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Send her a can of deodorent, anonymously hopefully that should be a good enough hint

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"Would you wash your dirty ****, you fat, lazy, sorry, greedy ****!"<br />
....the problem is she might actually love that talk....

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Try casually leaving deoderent (de-oh-dor-ent) around the house, if she sees it it might give her the idea, and she wont know who left it out. Make sense? <br />
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Sorry i cant spell :P

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