Get a fleshlight and propose a circle jerk.
I was going to say, was she yelling at the vibrator or at you? Lol
trust theirs nothing like the real thing.
Please don't feel a need to "like" my responses....it's just every time I read one of your post an older one pops up. So I read....and laugh AGAIN. You are truly a funny man.
THEN FIND ALL THE BATTERIES N THROW THEM OUT.....WHEN THE ONES IN THE VIBRATOR DIE OUT SHE'LL COME TO YOU.....THEN DANCE AROUND N SAY "WHO DO YOU NEED NOW...SEE YA!!!!!!"
Tell her to make that vibrator take out the trash as well. ;-)
Put it in her butt while you're doing and you'll be a wiener too!
Ah but a vibrator isn't any fun to cuddle up to! You're not obsolete yet.
ask her to ask the vibrator to fix things around the house , ha ha
just tells you how good you AREN'T
Put 22.5 volt batteries in it, they are the same size as AA
Wow, I bet you can out-do that thing any day!!
So, how's your ego? And to top it off, she used you to put the batteries in???? LOL
Ha ha. She's just teasing you. Most women prefer a live person anyway.
You've been replaced.
OOOHHH can I watch???