take it and trow it away in a public trash can a few towns away. go back home break a few windows and knock over the furniture dump out the refrig punch yourself in the face a few times until you pass out. when she finds the house a wreck and you all bloody on the floor and asks what happened you can say "i dont know but at least the creepy *** clay figurine in gone"

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Someone bumped into you and you "accidentally" spilled your coffee on it.

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Was that "relieve myself OF..." or "relieve myself ON..." <br />
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People are such bad typists and spellers here, I thought I should check.

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The first one. That second version gives it a weird twist, no?

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Turn it around or slap that sucker in a drawer while you are there..

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OOPS...remember the leggy lamp in A Christmas Story...accidents happen everyday.

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Say it "accidently" fell of the desk and broke.

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glue your avatar face onto its face, that should help

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