Are you sure she didn't say "listen"?
Pull the shower curtain down lay it on bed rub each other down with baby oil and have fun.
You continually crack me up :-)))
Baby oil and total body hair removal.
Get something for a shiny,lusterous "coat"
find a new chick who has no issues
hahaha, made my day
No, I must be a good glistener
Don't worry there are plenty of women out there, and if you that ugly just get yourself a blow up doll. I have 99 problems but a bîtch ain't one.