Loosen each ear half a turn; this should let the pressure out.
Apply to become Liverpool FC Manager.
exhale !! exhale !!
You should be happy Cameron is the new Prime Minister.<br />
Take 2 neurofen and have an early night.
drink a lot of water. take 2 hits of x and call me.
GO TO A&E.
Widen you door fr<x>ames - doh!
I always find that an aluminum foil hat does the trick...that way the CIA can no longer send radio waves through this site to my brain.
Drop your pants in front of a group of women.... When they laugh it will deflate your ego and thus your big head<br />
STOP TAKING THE ROIDS...
uhhh . . . which one?
Some have resorted to trepanning...
You could do some emergency surgery to relieve the pressure from your growing brain.