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I have told him before DON'T say: do you want to fcuk in the first minute - lol
NedKelly1 NedKelly1 56-60, M 12 Answers Sep 6, 2012 in Community

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Clears throat, Excuse me I was uhm watching you chug that beer down, gotta admit I liked the way you pulled the top off the bottle with your teeth. So anyway I was thinking maybe we could arm wrestle or something then I could show you the back of Neds van

Come on you guys are in Australia right?

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I'm eating a late lunch at a ** ahem pub... And I almost vomitted my Guinness out my nose listening to this doosh bag compliment and ask question about this broads pedicure... They left together... Sooooo????

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The pick up line that ALWAYS works for me is, "I am a personal friend of Ned Kelly" ! Since I started using it, I have to beat them off with a stick!

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more likey they beat you with their sticks

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Hey, sticks and stones may break my bones, but I have NEVER gotten this much attention from women before! Watch out Ned - Incoming rock! Wow, you're good at this!

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Was that a pun?

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neddy send him my way submissive american woman he won't have to do a thing lol :))

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love your shoes woman are suckers for shoes

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ewww.....shoe fetish!

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really now i'm worried

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try "hey baby, I know Ned Kelly"

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My you got a lovely set of coconuts :) try that one :) SLAP!!

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