Clears throat, Excuse me I was uhm watching you chug that beer down, gotta admit I liked the way you pulled the top off the bottle with your teeth. So anyway I was thinking maybe we could arm wrestle or something then I could show you the back of Neds van
Come on you guys are in Australia right?
I'm eating a late lunch at a ** ahem pub... And I almost vomitted my Guinness out my nose listening to this doosh bag compliment and ask question about this broads pedicure... They left together... Sooooo????
The pick up line that ALWAYS works for me is, "I am a personal friend of Ned Kelly" ! Since I started using it, I have to beat them off with a stick!
Hey, sticks and stones may break my bones, but I have NEVER gotten this much attention from women before! Watch out Ned - Incoming rock! Wow, you're good at this!
Was that a pun?
neddy send him my way submissive american woman he won't have to do a thing lol :))
love your shoes woman are suckers for shoes
really now i'm worried
try "hey baby, I know Ned Kelly"
My you got a lovely set of coconuts :) try that one :) SLAP!!