Sounds like BS !
Haha, someones been watching too many dodgy **** movies.
listen to your wife
happy now ?
Did the MIL take out her dentures? the wife?
Did your stepson you mentioned in your story walk in and ask for you to drain his balls?
Is there an emoticon for barfing? :S
Well if your 50 years old, that makes your mother in law 70+ years old. Make sure she takes her geritol first.
Uh. . . hmmm. Seems a little odd.
I would let her. I hope you did.