maybe, but the real tale tell is if you hop on one foot and the room seems to bounce around and then if you drink a glass of water and spin in a circle and a your hair turns blonde then falls out. Hormones are a tricky thing.
probably! That's how those home pregnancy tests work. You take the wand and shove it up your nose. If it hurts, you're pregnant.
Then you save it for two weeks, and call your friend over for coffee and show it to her.
oh yes thats the main symptom
Yup you are. WHO'S THE DAD??
**** it's Josh!
any rug burns on your knees ?
if your toe itches, you are.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. NO COMMENT LOL
Not unless that's where conception happened.
First... how would those two things be connected?
No, he'd have to shove it in the other end