Therapist didn't notice the increased size you were petting? Get a new doc lol
Is the dog in your lap when you pet him? And are your eyes closed at the time? Might explain why you're happier lol
Good Heavens ...........! lol
OMG! That is hilarious!!!
hahahaha....thanks for the chuckle...I needed that!!!
Better tell him fast or you might get in to some deep **** situation.
I vote that you get a new therapist.