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My therapist told me to hold an imaginary cat and pretend to rub it when I get angry or upset. Who needs therapy more?

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    Vessa - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by Vessa 1 Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:03PM

    That's crazy.
    Those imaginary cats can claw the heck out of you. Besides, they leave their hair in your lap.

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  1. pentupfreedom - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by pentupfreedom Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:03PM

    My thoughts exactly

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11 Answers to "My therapist told me to hold an imaginary cat and pretend to rub it when I get angry or upset. Who needs therapy more?"

  1. BronzeEspada - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by BronzeEspada Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:03PM

    I tried it. It works but when I stop stroking my fake cat I get angry again. Ask your therapist for more advice and come back to me. Maybe if I grab my cats tail and swing him round and round really fast and if I throw him as if I'm in the olympics...I'll feel better?

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  2. vickieprince - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by vickieprince Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:01PM

    The Cat

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  3. Anandreas - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by Anandreas Aug 6th, 2012 at 4:56PM

    I suppose if you like cats that would make sense. Anything that can distract you is a good thing.

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  4. KittenHasaWhip - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by KittenHasaWhip Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:29PM

    well you're the one in therapy.

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  5. BabzEsq24 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by BabzEsq24 Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:13PM

    Sure he didn't say pu$$y? I can see that helping

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  6. pentupfreedom - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by pentupfreedom Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:16PM

    You know what I was thinking

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  7. BabzEsq24 - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by BabzEsq24 Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:17PM

    Meeeooowwww, baby

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  8. editor1979 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by editor1979 Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:06PM

    My therapist cries after every session, except the last one.
    He hung himself after that one.

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  9. ForEsme - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by ForEsme Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:05PM

    Like Blofeld? That's odd advice.

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  10. tenente - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by tenente Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:02PM

    I lol-ed XD

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  11. RenaissanceKoala - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by RenaissanceKoala Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:01PM

    :D

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  12. tonyt53 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by tonyt53 Aug 6th, 2012 at 3:03PM

    Take your ****** out and pis*s all over your therapist. Them the cat wanted you to mark its spot for them.

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