wake up and get real that will solve it
Penis plastic surgery
Hum. Have you two tried a perineum message? Pregnant women use it to stretch things a bit and prevent tearing, and it might help in your case too. You can Google how to do one if you're interested. It will take time for things to stretch enough but it might help. Besides stretching, using lots of lube, getting her to ****** a time or two and her relaxation (stay patient and reassuring) are key. Using different positions might help too. But most importantly keep your patience and good humor. I hope this helps and good luck:-)
Give her a sharp knife to trim it down to size.
Offer her a Pepsi