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When I'm wasted I am told that I apparently adopt the nickname "a** magic" lol of course I have no recollection of it lol
Imbatgirl Imbatgirl 22-25, F 13 Answers Jan 23 in Embarrassing & Funny

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Called my bf to let him know I lost my phone :/ <br />
It was funny because the entire time I was looking for it, I was using it :)

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Lolz

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I had my brother drag me into the apartment as I yelled: "My legs, they blew off my damned legs!!!".

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Heh lolz

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Rather then a 'thing' it was a 'person'.

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i try to get as many people in a bar to start singing old tavern songs.

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Lol

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tried to yak through a hole in my friend's fence so it would go in his neighbor's yard.

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Lol

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I called half the people in my phone and sang on their voice mails at like 3 in the morning.

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Ohh they must have been pissed lol

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when drunk, everything I do seems funny... to me at least

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I bit this guy I had just met's finger when his hand got close to my face. To this day I still feel bad, apparently I bit down pretty hard....

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walked out of my apartment and down the stairs, stark naked . . .

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i puked on my new shoes once, it wasn't that funny :(

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who cares? sh!t happens, it may be funny at the time but i dont really give a rats *** about your stories

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