Called my bf to let him know I lost my phone :/ <br />
It was funny because the entire time I was looking for it, I was using it :)
I had my brother drag me into the apartment as I yelled: "My legs, they blew off my damned legs!!!".
Rather then a 'thing' it was a 'person'.
i try to get as many people in a bar to start singing old tavern songs.
tried to yak through a hole in my friend's fence so it would go in his neighbor's yard.
I called half the people in my phone and sang on their voice mails at like 3 in the morning.
when drunk, everything I do seems funny... to me at least
I bit this guy I had just met's finger when his hand got close to my face. To this day I still feel bad, apparently I bit down pretty hard....
walked out of my apartment and down the stairs, stark naked . . .
who cares? sh!t happens, it may be funny at the time but i dont really give a rats *** about your stories