Getting buzzed and laughing with friends.
Uuuuuuuuuum........*thinking*.........I'll get back to you on that. ; )
W. C. Fields put it beat when he said "There might be some things better than sex and I know there some things worse; but there's nothing exactly like it."
Gambling. You can do it anytime you like and don't have to talk someone into it. Eating, same thing. In fact most things are better than sex as a couple of minutes isn't that long. And that's what men really want. Quick. Many pretend, and I have too, to make it last but we don't really like it. If condoms are involved, I don't want it at all. Why? It removes feeling and implies there's danger.
And you don't have to hug the machine or dealer after gambling either.
does a ******* really count as sex?
Some say scoring a goal in a cup final, but I wouldn't know about that.
Didn't Boy George say he rather have a cup of tea?
A friend used to say, nothing is better if you are doing it right otherwise just go for the chocolate!
(I don't think chocolate is better but it always made me smile!)
are you sure it wasn't a euphemism?
money. it will buy you more sex...
Making her heart flutter From sheer joy
I got nothing here
Getting paid after without hassle from the john